Hoxton Monster Supplies Store Salt Made Of Tears Of Envy
This robust salt is made from tears that sprang forth during explosions of anger. A rich and smokey flavour, it can help to induce fits of uncontrolled rage, as normally experienced only by Ogres and Trolls. Combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Developed in collaboration with Studio Weave and expert tear harvesters Halen Môn.